DICK
TUCK
THE MYTH.
THE TUCK.
Now permanently preserved on-chain.
A MOMENT
OF SILENCE
WHO WAS
DICK TUCK?
Dick Tuck was a political prankster, operative, provocateur and legendary American mischief-maker whose favorite target became Richard Nixon.
He turned political disruption into an art form.
Some stories about Tuck are documented. Others became legend. Some became so difficult to verify that separating Dick Tuck the man from Dick Tuck the mythology became nearly impossible.
We consider this a feature.
“THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN,
THE BASTARDS.”
IMMORTALIZE
DICK.
There are men who disappear into history. There are men history refuses to forget. And then there was Dick Tuck.
$TUCK was created for one simple purpose: to put Dick on-chain forever.
No complicated protocol. No revolutionary financial infrastructure. No artificial intelligence layer. No twelve-phase roadmap explaining why we need a twelve-phase roadmap.
Just one billion Tucks and the memory of a man who understood that sometimes the most serious institutions in the world deserve to be messed with.
Dick Tuck lived once.
$TUCK lives forever.
ONE BILLION TUCKS.
That should be enough.
TUCK FIRST.
ASK QUESTIONS NEVER.
STAY TUCKED.
NEVER LET THEM KNOW
YOUR NEXT TUCK.
A GENTLEMAN NEVER
REVEALS HIS POSITION.
IN TUCK WE TRUST.
YOU CAN’T RUG A MAN
WHO’S ALREADY TUCKED.
BUY THE RUMOR.
TUCK THE NEWS.
A TUCK DELAYED
IS A TUCK DENIED.
HISTORY REMEMBERS THE WINNERS.
IT QUOTES DICK TUCK.
NO ROADMAP.
WE MISPLACED IT INTENTIONALLY.
THERE ARE NO INSIDERS.
ONLY ACCOMPLICES.
TUCK AROUND
AND FIND OUT.
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
THE BASTARDS.
TUCK
TERMINOLOGY.
The preferred state.
A temporary lapse in judgment.
The restoration of order.
No further action required.
A period in which absolutely nothing appears to be happening.
Definition pending.
An unfortunate condition generally discovered in hindsight.
Holder of $TUCK.
A holder with suspiciously large amounts of $TUCK.
A person who keeps posting about Dick but hasn’t bought any.
FREQUENTLY
AVOIDED QUESTIONS.
01What is the utility?
Preserving Dick.
02Who is the developer?
Nice try, Nixon.
03Where is the roadmap?
Destroyed during the investigation.
04Is there a community?
We prefer “accomplices.”
05Is this financial advice?
Frankly, we’re not convinced it’s advice.
06Why one billion?
We wanted enough Dick to go around.
07What happens next?
Never let them know your next Tuck.
08Are some of these sentences intentional?
Next question.
DEPARTMENT OF TUCK
ARCHIVE COPY
ROADMAP.
Remember Dick.
✓ COMPLETEImmortalize Dick.
✓ IN PROGRESSRemain Tucked.
ONGOINGDICK
TUCK
Political prankster.
Mastermind.
American original.
Gone from this world.
Not from the blockchain.